Joey's Birthday Bash is the tenth episode of the first season of The Hardy Boys And The Loud Girls.


Joey's birthday is here, and everyone's preparing for it.


One day, Frank and the Loud sisters were talking.

"Nothing like getting your younger brother's birthday ready", Frank said.

"Yep", Lori said, "now we all know what to do, right?"

"Yep", the others said.

"Good", Lori said.

They then heard the toilet flush.

"That's him", Lori said, "remember the drill."

They then acted natural as Joey came out of the bathroom.

"Morning Joey", Lori said.

"Morning", Joey said, "anything exiting going on?"

"No, not really", Frank said.

"Oh, okay", Joey said.

Then, Leni walked over.

"Hey Joey", Leni said, "can we go to the mall together?"

"Why", Joey asked.

"No reason", Leni said, "I just thought it would be a good way for us to bond."

"Okay", Joey said.

They then left in the Pacer.

"He's gone", Frank said, "have you all decided what you're giving him for his birthday?"

"I'm going to give him a guitar strap with the New York Giants logo on it", Luna said.

"Okay", Frank said, "how about you Lori?"

Lori began to speak, but stopped.

"You didn't forget, did you", Frank asked.

"No", Lori said, "I got him a gift."

"Okay", Frank said, "what is it?"

Then, Lori went for broke.

"Okay, I forgot", Lori said.

"How careless", Lola said, "forgetting your own boyfriend's birthday."

"I suppose you got him a gift too", Lori said.

Lola was about to speak, but nodded her head no.

"Did anyone else forget to buy a gift", Frank asked.

Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lana, and Lisa raised their hands.

"This is ridiculous", Frank said, "how could you seven forget after I put it on your online calendars?"

"You know nobody reads those anymore", Lana said.

"Just go find something at the mall", Frank said.

Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, and Lisa got into Lori's Chevrolet Suburban and drove off to the mall.

"While they're doing that, you and I can get ready to bake the cake", Frank said, "Steve, Joe, Fred, Daphne, and Zuma will be here with the ingredients any minute."

At the mall, Joey and Leni had just arrived.

"Come on", Leni said, "there's a sale at Victorious' Secret!"

Joey ran with her.

"This better be worth it", Joey said.

Meanwhile, Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, and Lisa got out of the minivan and went in the store.

"Okay", Lori said, "let's go inside and look around."

The seven went inside, and found the map.

"Let's see", Lori said, "where could we most likely find something Joey will like?"

"Let's try Sweetwater Sounds", Lynn said, "maybe they have a guitar or something that he's had his eye on."

"Worth a try", Lori said, "let's go."

Meanwhile, Steve, Joe, Fred, Daphne, and Zuma arrived with the ingredients to make a cake.

"Good, you're here", Frank said, "let's get started."

They then began working on the cake.

"I've got the flour", Luna said.

Luna accidentally dropped the bag of flour, and it went everywhere, covering everyone's clothes.

"We're goanna need another bag of flour here", Luna said.

At the mall, Leni was at the shoe stop with Joey.

"There's nothing here that catches my eye", Joey said.

"But there's something that catches mine", Leni said, "look at these."

Leni then held up a pair of pink boots with bows.

"How nice", Joey said.

Meanwhile, Lori had bought her gift for Joey from Sweetwater Sounds.

"There", Lori said, "now to meet up with the others."

Lynn and the twins then ran up.

"We're back from the football shop", Lynn said.

Lucy then walked over.

"I'm back from Poetry Central", Lucy said.

Luan then walked over.

"I'm back from McPrankster's", Luan said.

Lisa then walked over.

"I'm back from the intellectual shop", Lisa said.

"Great", Lori said, "let's just get back and..."

Lori then saw Joey walking by with Leni.

"Uh-oh", Lori said, "it's Joey."

"Quick, he hasn't seen us yet", Luan said, "in here."

They went into a shop and posed as mannequins.

"Wow", Leni said, "those mannequins look a lot like some of my sisters."

As soon as they left, Lori and the others made a run for the parking lot.

"That was close", Lori said.

At the house, Frank, Luna, Steve, Joe, Fred, Daphne, and Zuma had just finished the cake.

"Not bad if I do say so myself", Frank said, "we've outdone ourselves."

Then, Lori, Luan, Lynn, Lucy, Lola, Lana, and Lisa came in and set the gifts down with the others.

"Frank", Lori said, "why are you all covered in flour?"

"We had a little trouble baking the cake", Frank said.

They then heard the Pacer pull up.

"Well there's no time to clean up", Lori said, "just act natural."

Joey and Leni then walked in.

"Surprise", everyone shouted.

"Happy birthday Jo-Jo", Lori said.

Joey was happy.

"This is amazing", Joey said.

"Great", Frank said, "now how's about some presents?"

Joey then sat down.

"This first one's from me", Frank said.

Joey opened it up, and found a vinyl of The Monkees' new album, "Good Times".

"Nice", Joey said.

"Now open the one from me", Daphne said.

Joey opened Daphne's present and found a New York Giants throw rug.

"Wow", Joey said, "this is just what I need for me and Frank's bedroom."

He then opened the gift from Fred, which was a bobble head of his (Joey's) favorite New York Giants player, Eli Manning.

"This'll look good on my dresser", Joey said.

He then opened the one from Steve, which was a box of New York Giants decals.

"This will look good on my wall", Joey said.

He then opened up the one from Joe, which was a New York Giants wall clock.

"I'll hang this on my wall", Joey said.

Joey then opened the gift from Luna, which was a guitar strap with the New York Giants logo on it.

"Thanks Luna", Joey said, "I'll put this on my guitar."

He then opened the gift from Lana, which was a New York Giants license plate.

"Thanks Lana", Joey said, "I could put this on my Volkswagen T-5."

He then opened the gift from Lola, and found a New York Giants 2011 NFL Championship ring.

"I didn't know they were still selling these", Joey said, "thanks."

He then opened the gift from Lynn, which was a New York Giants hoodie, which he put on.

"It fits just right", Joey said.

Joey then opened the one from Lucy, which was an anthology of Robert Frost poems.

"Thanks", Joey said.

He then opened the gift from Lisa, which was a 4x4x4 Rubik's cube.

"This'll be good to fidget with", Joey said.

He then opened the gift from Leni, which was a wooden plaque with his name on it.

"Do you like it", Leni asked, "I hired a professional woodburner to make it for you."

"It's beautiful", Joey said.

Luan then handed Joey a lottery card.

"Happy birthday", Luan said.

Joey scratched out the cards and discovered that he had three lemons.

"I won", Joey said, "I'm a rich man!"

As Joey celebrated, Luan laughed.

"No you're not", Luan said, "it was a fake!"

Joey then sat down in embarrassment.

"Let's never speak of this again", Joey said.

"Agreed", Lori said, "and in the meantime, how about you open your gift from me."

Joey then opened the gift, which was wrapped in 4 layer of wrapping paper.

"Wow", Joey said, "she must've wanted this thing to be protected."

He then found that the gift was a guild D-125-12 12-string acoustic guitar.

"Wow", Joey said, "I've had my eye on this model for quite a while."

Lori then smiled.

"Thanks Lori", Joey said, "I think this is the best gift I've gotten today."

He and Lori were about to kiss, when Daphne interrupted them.

"Come on", Daphne said, "it's time for cake."

Joey and Lori went to have some cake.

The End


  • This episode takes place on July 26.

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